how does music say goodbye
that was shit
All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)
[brushes your hair] hey
[bakes you cookies] hey guess what
[kisses ur cheek] ur very special and important and i love you
Do I have the time to give a fuck?
no no no
no \_ no
no no no
one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier
so this one time i taped my entire hand
this has 40 notes too many
WHY IS THIS GOING AROUND AGAIN
if this passes 1000 notes im going to tape my face
Tape your fucking face.
TAPE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW GODDAMN YOU
let’s talk about a controversial topic
how the fuck do people drink coffee without pouring an assload of cream and sugar in it?
we just don’t know
YOU GET /GOOD COFFEE/
And THEN pour an assload of cream and sugar into it.